“Absolutely not. Nope. You cannot wear that.”
“Why not?”
“Are you serious? You’re wearing an entirely white outfit. To a wedding.”
“And?”
“Have you never been to a wedding before? It’s like the biggest no-no of wedding guest etiquette! The bride wears white, which means guests should wear anything but. Cream is also bad form, and even pale yellow is pushing it a bit. But if you walk in wearing that you’re going to be a social pariah. She’ll never speak to you again.”
He looked down at his pure white suit. God he loved it.
“Fine. I’ll change.”
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