“Welcome to hell.”
“Wait, what? No. No! There must be some mistake.”
A sigh so heavy he heard it land on the table. An eyeroll so impressive he saw the greens of their eyes which he didn’t know existed.
“Did you believe in heaven and hell?”
“Well no, but…”
“Then why do you believe a mistake has been made?”
“Well, I lived a good life! I was a good person!”
A snort. “Ok, let’s see. Well, if we’re going to start alphabetically, let’s start with adultery shall we?”
“Ah.”
“Quite.”
“So, what’s it like in there?”
“Hot.”
“Of course.”
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