“Would you like a croissant?”
“A what?”
“A croissant?”
“Why are you saying it like that?”
“Like what?”
“With that weird accent?”
“I’m not saying it with an accent. It’s just a French word.”
“You have literally put on an accent. You don’t say spaghetti bolognese with an Italian accent.”
“Well no, because that would be weird. And I call it spag bol anyway.”
“Oh for god’s sake. What about lasagne then?”
“What about it?”
“You don’t say that with an accent.”
“I’M NOT PUTTING ON AN ACCENT.”
Neither spoke for a moment.
“Would you like some eggs?”
“Yes please.”
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