“Wait. What are YOU doing here?”
“This is my land. I’m allowed to be here.”
“No, no, no, no, no. We talked about this. I was here first. This is my land. You need to leave now.”
“Get lost! I actually live here!”
“No you don’t, you’re just a bloody lodger.”
“So are you! You’re hardly the one paying the bills are you?”
“So how are we going to resolve this?”
“Well, I’m going to chase you for a bit, and then you’ll probably chase me, and then we’ll both go home and do it all over again tomorrow.”
“Sounds like a plan.”
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